May 2013
hepatitisbey:
I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and learn that way. I want to learn as I go, gathering knowledge and not being rigorously tested on it. I don’t want to lose passion in the things I like because of the worry of exams. I want to fuelled by snippets of knowledge I gain from people and be inquisitive. School has stolen my passion for...
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via artistsuffer)
jennstarkid:
sexponents:
did soulja boy ever tell em
he told YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
ponyboyismyhomeboy:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve...
Are we growing up, or just going down?:... →
mishaoverlord:
ex-cuse-u:
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments…
callmekitto:
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
diverged:
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
trillow:
how much do islands cost i want one
stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
largebeard:
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
overtheunderpass:
“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
chickensandwich:
i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup
jaseherondale:
childrapist666:
edwad:
jaseherondale:
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
Don't you hate it when your parent's friends come...
sodamnrelatable:
Both parents think you two will be all:
But all you want is to be on tumblr like:
So you try to have conversation with him/her but there’s nothing to talk about so you’re just like:
So you tell them you’ll be right back, and you run to your room like:
And you go on your computer like:
Then you come back, and you repeat this throughout the time they are at your...
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
ifthese-sh33ts-werethestates:
uoa:
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
fear. that’s why.
dalestuckies:
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
